Oil fortune heir Andrew Getty dies of rectal injury in L.A. – NY Daily News

By | April 26, 2015

 

 

 

 

“The family has requested that members of the media and the public respect its privacy during this extremely difficult time,” a family spokesman said in the statement.

 

Getty had a restraining order against his former flame, and the unidentified woman had been placed under psychiatric care in the past after injuring cops when they responded to the house.

His ex-girlfriendcalled 911 reporting that he was suffering from cardiac arrest, the site said.

Andrew Getty, 47, was found naked from the waist down in the bathroom of his Hollywood Hills home around 2 p.m. with significant bleeding to his rectal area after suffering blunt-force trauma, a police source told the Los Angeles Times.

It’s unclear how the injury was caused.

While the death appeared to be from natural causes,

Blunt force truama to the ass is a natural cause?  Please inform us all what in this natural world will cause us to die from massive bleeding out of our ass.

it was called an accident

because of medication found at the scene, Los Angeles County coroner’s Assistant Chief Ed Winter said.

I guess even a dead “girlfriend” can cause the same problem….

An Argentinian man died during sex with a scarecrow he elaborately dressed up as a woman, reports say.

A kinky Argentinian man croaked while having sex with a scarecrow that he dressed in lipstick and a wig — and strapped a sex toy on, according to reports.

Jose Alberto, 58, was found dead in his San Jose de Balcare home, lying next to the straw doll, the Irish Mirror reported.

“There were no signs of violence, and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” police spokesman Rodolfo Moure told the publication.

The depraved sex fiend, who tended to sheep, had puffed up the scarecrow with clothes and tied a 6-inch strap-on penis to it, reports said.

His rotting remains were found after neighbors complained to police of a foul stench coming from his home, where he lived alone.

Autopsy results have not yet been released.

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At least some women know when to get out….

A Nigerian woman is seeking to annul her recent marriage after finding her husband’s penis to be ‘too big.’

A Nigerian man’s huge penis proved to be a deal breaker for his new bride who described sex with him as “a nightmare.”

The woman’s request for an annulment to her one-week-old marriage sparked laughter in a Zamfara courtroom once she explained her shocking reason, Nigeria’s Tribune reported.

But Aisha Dannupawa, a previously married mother of three, said the matter was anything but funny.

“When he came (over), we had sex but the experience was a nightmare,” she said of her sexual relations with Ali Maizinari. “Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else, because his penis was too big.”

Dannupawa said her mother gave her medication after their first painful attempt at intimacy. But the second time they tried to have intercourse she resolved to never do it again.

When he came (over), we had sex but the experience was a nightmare.

Her husband, who did not deny his girth, told the court that he’d be willing to dissolve their marriage if she returned the dowry he had paid, as well as the money spent courting her.

He estimated he paid 60,000 Nigerian Naira or about $300.

The court asked the couple to try to reconcile one last time before their next appearance.

Oil fortune heir Andrew Getty dies of rectal injury in L.A. – NY Daily News.