• Fellatio has been depicted in ancient artwork dating back to prehistoric cave paintings.
• According to Egyptian myth, the goddess Iris “blew” life into a clay penis by sucking on it.
• Cleopatra was once said to have blown dozens of soldiers in a single night. Other famous noblewomen allegedly adept at fellatio were Russia’s Catherine the Great and America’s own Nancy Reagan.
• Ancient Greeks referred to fellatio as “playing the flute.”
• The Kama Sutra (circa 100 A.D.) features an entire chapter of fellatio techniques, including “The Butterfly Lick” and “Sucking the Mango Fruit.”
• Declaring fellatio to be “the worst of all evils,” Theodore the Archibishop of Canterbury in 670 A.D. prescribed a lengthier punishment for sucking a cock than for murdering someone.
Apparently Catholic leaders only want to fuck little boys and despise the nuns for sucking their cocks at any time. fucking faggots!
• A Japanese woman named Kaho claims that she’s able to tell a man’s fortune by sucking his penis. “It depends, I suppose, on what the member feels like when I first put it in my mouth, what shape it takes when it gets hard, the color and what it tastes like when (the client’s) finished,” says Kaho, who claims to have “told” over 1,000 such “fortunes” in a single year. “I take all these things into account, then read the fortune.”
• Fellatio is nearly unheard of in Eskimo culture. Fuck, they don’t even use their mouths to kiss.
• According to one estimate, fellatio is still illegal in more than a dozen states.