What the Fuck? Are we really getting a heads up from the CDC, FEMA, and the Department of Homeland Security?
CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse.
But who are the Zombies?
The zombies will obey
Their leaders every day
They will carry out their tasks
In groups they will attack
Body shots have no effect
From the fabric that protects
Blue and black
Grey and green
Shields of gold and chevrons seen
Your friends and family
Will not in time
Take the action that is divine
To cut their heads off in their hive
Before their black and whites arrive.
DHS and TSA stop citizens on the streets and demands they comply. Just remember, whether it’s ballerinas in a pink tutus or soldiers in riot gear, no one rehearses anything unless it’s close to show time.